Blog Stalkers: You know who you are... There is nothing shameful in creeping around and stalking a stranger's blog. After all, it is on the world wide web. No secrets here. So today,I'm going to give you increased insight into moi, courtesy of JenJen at Jen's Voices.
JenJen, precious thing, tagged me on a fun questionnaire that came with its own award.
Don't you just love awards? I do. I need the affirmation that I'm the best at something...even if it is just "following."
Where JenJen leads me, I will follow. I'll go with her, with her, all the way. Sorry, I was suddenly transported back to the Baptist Church hymnal of my youth.
I've been stalking Ms.JenJen's blog for many months--maybe a year now. It's not obsessive, but I have dreamed of her becoming my Facebook friend... so maybe a bit? However, I secretly think she's too cool for me, but I would have given my right arm to sit with her at lunch in high school. So, check out her blog... on one condition. You have to promise to not drop me for her, okay? If you don't have time to read both, move on. Sorry JenJen.... I gotta hold onto my scant readership.
I've been stalking Ms.JenJen's blog for many months--maybe a year now. It's not obsessive, but I have dreamed of her becoming my Facebook friend... so maybe a bit? However, I secretly think she's too cool for me, but I would have given my right arm to sit with her at lunch in high school. So, check out her blog... on one condition. You have to promise to not drop me for her, okay? If you don't have time to read both, move on. Sorry JenJen.... I gotta hold onto my scant readership.
So here is the naked truth about me:
What is your current obsession?
How to narrow it down? Words with Friends (iPhone scrabble). Jennie O' Turkey Bacon. Mini Moon Pies.
What are you wearing today?
A sparkling hand beaded pink ball gown with yards and yards of fluffy, scratchy tulle and glass slippers. Nope. Black slacks, blue shirt, a black cardigan, and heels.
What’s for dinner?
My freighbor is coming over. It's grilled chicken/turkey bacon wrap and baked sweet potato fry Monday. We gobble this goodness while laughing hysterically at the "Bachelor". "The Most BOOOOOORING Bachelor EVA!"
What’s the last thing you bought?
Turkey bacon and bread. Yes, really.
What do you think about the person who tagged you?
If you didn't get from the second and third paragraph that I completely adore JenJen and her blog... please reread. Or go somewhere else... you're slow.
If you could have a house totally paid for, fully furnished anywhere in the world, where would you like it to be?
Hawaii. One temperature January-December. I can handle that.
What are your must-have pieces for summer?
Great sandals, a slenderizing swimsuit, and a kick-ass cover-up.
If you could go anywhere in the world for the next hour, where would you go?
An hour? Sheesh. I hate being rushed. I'd probably go for a massage on the beach in Mexico. Only if I could tele-port.
Who do you want to meet right now?
Dolly Parton, Jesus, John Wayne, and George from the Schumpert Hospital Menu Line.
What is your favorite color?
Pink- duh.
Give us three styling tips that work for you?
1) invest money in a good haircut. It makes all the difference 2) you're never fully dressed without a smile, and 3) Always carry a tide pen in your purse (not really a styling tip, but has rescued me from many jams).
What is your dream job?
I would love to have an Art Studio where I taught painting, drawing, and nifty crafts to children, adults, and seniors. It would be fun, funky and relaxed. Price: whatever you can pay.
What’s your favorite magazine?
Okay... Country Living (hysterical laughter ensues--okay, stop snickering. I know I'm 30 somein', not 80 somein'). Yes, I absolutely adore this magazine. I found out one of my friends knew the Editor-in-Chief and almost had a mini-orgasm. Yes, I'm that pathetic. I would love to write feature articles for them, as I know all the best places to flea market shop (also referred to as "digging in the dirt")
What do you consider a fashion faux pas?
Toilet paper stuck to your heel. Chipped fingernail and toenail polish.
What kind of haircut do you prefer?
Whatever makes me look tall, slim, and gorgeous. Unfortunately, I'm still searching for that cut.
What are your favorite movies?
1) Gone with the Wind 2) Second Hand Lions 3) Straight Talk (with Dolly Parton)
What inspires you?
People who strive to make a difference in the lives of others.
What do your friends call you most commonly?
Suz, Suzer, or Susie. And no, my real name is not Suzanne. It's Susan, but my sister coined me her "baby Susie" when I was about 6 months and it stuck.
Would you prefer coffee or tea?
Both please. Coffee in the morning, and tea (iced with Splenda) after noon.
What makes you go wild?
People who are mean or abusive to animals, elderly, children, or the handicapped. Oh, and bigotry. Argh... really hate a bigot.
Or did you mean "in the bedroom?" If so, I don't recall.
Which other blogs do you love visiting
JennAventures (I actually stalked her blog so much, that I took the relationship to the next level and asked her to be my facebook friend-- she said yes!), I've been newly turned on to the Sassy Curmudgeon, and I love to keep up with the blogs of my friends. Like Hanna at Embrace Your Inner Crazy. She's a doll, and we are friends in real life- outside of the blogosphere. Also see "Blogs I Stalk List". Now that I once again have home internet, I will be expanding my list of blogs I stalk. Yippee!
Favorite Dessert/Sweet?
I love some good old fashioned bread pudding with great whiskey sauce. I also love red velvet cupcakes, and plain old chocolate cake. Oh, and my Mawmaw"s Coconut Meringue pie.
Favorite Season?
Summer! Hanging outside by the pool in the hammock with a cold beer and a good book. Yes, I am probably destroying my skin. I know. I know.
When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
What brings a smile to your face instantly?
Fat giggly babies.
What would you do if you were made President for one day?
I would probably tour the White House. And have a great meal, made especially for me by the White House Chef. Find out which Secret Service agents were single, and be promptly introduced. Take a nap on the biggest and fluffiest bed. Meet and hang out with the first lady. Why? One day isn't enough time to get anything of consequence done (but I could screw up a lot in one day), so I might as well just take a vacation day.
Rules
for those who are tagged: Respond and rework – answer these questions
on your blog, replace one question that you dislike with a question of
your own, and add one more question to the list. Then tag eight or ten
other new set of people.
Do you use soap or body wash? What type?
Since you asked, I use a combo of both "gourmet" soaps, and body wash. I used to have a client who would give me these fancy french soaps. I have a stock pile of lavender. It's my favorite. I also use my own sugar scrub, and whatever yummy smelling body wash is gifted my way.
My faithful Followers... Grab your award and Tag You're It! (Sorry I don't have 8-10)
Jenna at JennAventures
Hanna at Embrace Your Inner Crazy
Travel and Dive Girl at Journey and Adventure
Austin, Texas Sweetie Dream Farm Girl
Julie At Home with Myself
UberGrumpy- (agh! you've already been tagged. Click here for a laugh)
I hope this quenched the thirst of those who want to know more about the girl behind the blog. No? Keep reading. I unveil more with each passing day.
My faithful Followers... Grab your award and Tag You're It! (Sorry I don't have 8-10)
Jenna at JennAventures
Hanna at Embrace Your Inner Crazy
Travel and Dive Girl at Journey and Adventure
Austin, Texas Sweetie Dream Farm Girl
Julie At Home with Myself
UberGrumpy- (agh! you've already been tagged. Click here for a laugh)
I hope this quenched the thirst of those who want to know more about the girl behind the blog. No? Keep reading. I unveil more with each passing day.
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